"Peppa Pig" is not what I want to hear

When your child wakes up at 1 a.m. crying loudly and after you ask her if anything hurts, she starts hysterically screaming "Peppa Pig" on repeat, you know she's been watching too much TV. Or too little. Or she's in pain. Or she had a bad dream. Or she just wants to be cuddled. Our she's a spoiled brat. You don't know anything, actually. "Peppa Pig" is a horrible answer to almost any question asked in the middle of the night.