A weekend sans baby

In bed relaxing with absolutely no chores or obligations for the next 48 hours. No baby, no dog. I'm about to do some sudoku puzzles just because I can.

I love alcoholics

Anyone drinking a third beer at 17.26 on a Sunday is a friend of mine.

Disgusting things I caught Klara eating

Disgusting things I caught Klara eating, listed from "I wouldn't eat that" to "This makes me want to puke": 
half chewed food M spat out and threw on the floor, 
half eaten burger found next to the trash bin, 
random used tissues, 
half digested pasta someone puked out, 
sheep poo, 
goose poo, 
human shit (worse than a poo).

Girls just wanna have fun

What an insane evening! I just downed a full glass of warm cocoa and wrapped some of the Christmas gifts while watching TV!

First driving lesson

I had a missed call on my phone, but when I called the guy back, he said he couldn't talk because he was in a driving lesson. And he's not a driving instructor. I'm not sure he understands how driving actually works. Lesson one: don't answer the phone when driving, especially if you're still learning how to drive.

Dummies, dummies everywhere

M just casually opened J's underwear drawer and took out her dummy. I wonder where else we'll find them!