A dress code?

I told Moki to get dressed so we can go out. Five minutes later she came into the kitchen wearing fewer clothes than previously but with a toilet paper scarf on.

Will the baby go back to sleep?

When your baby wakes up at 5 a.m., it's important to manage your expectations. Here's a few clear signs that he's not going back to sleep: he babbles very loudly, he painfully pokes every bit of your face and spends extra long time sticking his fingers into your eyes and nose, he turns on the light and starts laughing. That's your cue to give up any hope of sleep and make some coffee. Good morning!

Let's get dirty like me!

-Argh! Bibbo grab my hand and make me dirty like him! I don't want to be dirty like him, I want to be dirty like me!

Don't mind waking up early

I don't mind waking up at 5:30. I just don't like having to stay awake.

Be friends with wolves

"I'm not scared of wolves, mama! Cause I can say them: Wolves, want to be friends together?" 
(Toddler Life Philosophy: how to deal with things you're scared of. Doesn't really apply in the deep, dark forest, though.)

Attached parenting

The more "attached" your parenting is, the more snot you have on your shirts.

Dancing on my own

-Mama, stop doing that! 
-Why? 
-Because... What is that? What are you doing? 
-I'm dancing! 
-That's not dancing! That's just shaking! 
Moki Moo (3 going on 13)

Losing baby weight

Losing all that baby weight is really easy! Chasing kids all day counts as an amazing workout and leaves you feeling exahusted. In addition to that, you only have to go for a run (at least) three times a week, excercise daily (preferably twice) and stick to a strict diet.