Screw the system!

I'm such a rebel! Feeding Bibbo "Guten Morgen" Müsli for dinner! Screw the system!

A practical dinner

You know you're a parent when you could prepare a whole meal just by using the food off your kitchen floor.

A child parenting a parent

-Let's play you be Moki and I be mama!
-How do we play that?
-I say No and then you cry and then I say Yes.
My three year old just explained how I'm failing at parenting. It's too late for her, but I won't ruin Bibbo. He will get nothing from me, no matter how much he cries. Fun times are over.

Just a regular day in a kindergarten

-Moki, what did you do in the kindergarten today?
-I play and I fall and I break my head and I go home and drive and walk Klara and go back, sleep on the tree, on the nest and fall on my head and eat pasta and sleep on the lamp and go back!
(When I was a kid, we weren't allowed to drive or sleep in the nests or on the lamps. Kids these days have amazing lives!)

Mama's night time routine

Attempting to take your contact lenses out after having taken your contact lenses out is really painful. My eyeballs hurt. If you don't want sore eyeballs, don't continuously pinch them.