Attached parenting

The more "attached" your parenting is, the more snot you have on your shirts.

Dancing on my own

-Mama, stop doing that! 
-Why? 
-Because... What is that? What are you doing? 
-I'm dancing! 
-That's not dancing! That's just shaking! 
Moki Moo (3 going on 13)

Losing baby weight

Losing all that baby weight is really easy! Chasing kids all day counts as an amazing workout and leaves you feeling exahusted. In addition to that, you only have to go for a run (at least) three times a week, excercise daily (preferably twice) and stick to a strict diet.

A three year old fashion stylist

Moki chose her own clothes and got dressed all by herself today. She's currently wearing a pair of thick trousers, a skirt, a dress, a shirt and a hoodie. When she went to the bathroom I noticed she also has a rubber band around her waist under all those clothes. Apparently she "needs it".

Patience is the key

If what they say about training your children's patience by making them wait a bit before reacting to their demands is true, we're raising Bibbo to be the most patient human ever.