Everything's OK if you brush your teeth

-What did you do in the kindergarten today? 
-I put sand in my mouth. 
-What? 
-I eat sand. 
-You ate sand?! 
-Just a little bit. And I brushed my teeth later.
She brushed her teeth. I guess sand eating is OK then.

Let's take these clothes off!

When I picked her up from the kindergarten, Moki was wearing ridiculous clothes and NONE of the clothes were hers. It turned out she got wet and changed completely into random clothes she found lying around. We went for a piece of cake, and while I was feeding Bibbo, she ran to the middle of the café and, to my horror, started taking the trousers off. Luckily and surprisingly, it turned out she had another pair of trousers underneath. Also not hers.

Our baby's teething!

Bibbo's teething and he's salivating A LOT. I literally changed him four times today but he managed to soak through three layers each time. I'm contemplating either attaching a plastic cup to his chin to contain the saliva or having him live in a bathtub for a few days. Both options are difficult for different reasons so it's really a shame that there's no other solution. Bathtub + plastic cup it is!

Avoiding nappy rash

Confession time: when Bibbo took a massive poo at 5 a.m., I couldn't care less about his potentially sore bum. The only reason I changed him was because he smelled so bad that I couldn't be in the same room as him.

What to do with my kids' art?

An amazing life hack: always have a plastic bag ready in the Kindergarten - that way you can immediately stuff all the kids' "art" in it and have it never even reach your car, let alone your apartment!