Who's dirtier than our kid?

The only child dirtier than our daughter today was our daughter from three days ago.

Salty mouth

-Would you like some water?
-No, I don't have salt in my mouth.

Free style painting

I asked Moki to use a brush and only to paint on paper but when she asked me why, I realised there was no reason. I was just being very lazy. So I told her to whatever makes her happy. Bath time was rewarding.

Missing mama. Not.

-I really, really missed you, Moki.
-I know mama.

Being a parent means... II.

Being a parent means patiently watching someone do a shitty job at the simplest task and praising them for it.